Monday, 5 May 2008

Ben on...Black Caps' performance rated

If the Black Caps was your (male) lover:
New Zealand: Underrated, with a quiet librarian-esque charm, underneath which lay a second layer of librarian-esque charm, but underneath THAT lay some extremely good all-round skills. Didn't talk the talk as much as I would have liked, though, and had a tendency to collapse at the same point too early in every innings. Rarely good for more than one-dayers / day-nighters.

or (female):
New Zealand – a shy bookkeeper I’ve seen a few times. Not the most attractive girl I’ve ever been with, but more than makes up for it with her performances on the pitch. Plays above herself almost every time she takes the field. Wildly inventive and proves yet again looks can be deceiving. Not a world cup winner, but you know you’ll get a few good wins out of her.


Jrod said...

And you guys thought i was misogynist.

Miriam said...

Yes, he's a pervert not a misogynist.

In case the man to whom I allocated New Zealand happens to read this post and recognise himself, I should point out that I thought the librarian-esque charm was a good thing.