No crime and too many Freds

The Telegraph idly speculates on what might happen to English society if cricket permanently usurps football's place at the top of sports' popularity chart. In summary they say that by 2025: crime will have been all but eliminated; teachers will need to be issued with guidelines on how to cope when all the kids in their class are called Fred (including the girls); and supermarket carparks will be demolished to make way for playing fields.