A sports' psychologist speaks

The Australian is wondering whether the Australian team might be too old. They have called in a sports' psychologist to discuss the effects that aging has on the minds of athletes. And this is the kind of sports' psychologist I like. After a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about "mental energy" he is asked for a solution. His reply? "I think the four-by-two treatment between the eyes works well," he said. "A kick in the pants always does wonders for shaking people out of their lethargy."