Day two continued

Its a conspiracy. I try to prepare you for the long, cricketless winter by easing off on the posting and the Sydney Morning Herald publishes a photo of Shane Warne with a ciggie in his mouth and his trousers around his ankles. Not only that, but the New Zealand Herald reveals a plot by New Zealand Cricket to keep Sonny Shaw (flag-waving cricket fan and convicted sex offender) out of shot AND publishes an article by Richard Boock which gets stuck into Stephen Fleming's captaincy.